A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space
by Fine James February 20, 2006
Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.
by just1man April 17, 2012
by epic824 January 16, 2014
Someone or something that isn't making me very happy.
My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.
by Jaxxxie December 12, 2007
mariruth is my fartknocker
by redog September 24, 2007
It was a drinking game to keep people from driving drunk. I first heard the term in the late 1960’s.
Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.
Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.
After saying the name of his favorite beer, he took forever to get his 3 knocks in; thereby being declared The Fartknocker.
by AspieNH January 17, 2022
a very NOT nice thing to say to someone. if someone is bugging the shit out of you, this is the word to use!!
by alyssa c (amanda or alesha.. haha nat) June 06, 2003