A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space
by Fine James April 10, 2006
Get the fartknockermug. Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.
by just1man September 19, 2012
Get the Fartknockermug. by epic824 January 16, 2014
Get the Fartknockermug. My brother, the fartknocker, won't leave me alone.
by Jaxxxie January 5, 2008
Get the fartknockermug. mariruth is my fartknocker
by redog October 7, 2007
Get the fartknockermug. It was a drinking game to keep people from driving drunk. I first heard the term in the late 1960’s.
Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.
Imagine a group of men in a bar, getting inebriated and passing gas. When a guy passed gas, the men would have to state the name of their favorite beer, followed by 3 quick knocks. The one with the slowest response time was labeled the (slowest) fart knocker; and accordingly had to stick around (as in not leave yet), as that was the most impaired person.
After saying the name of his favorite beer, he took forever to get his 3 knocks in; thereby being declared The Fartknocker.
by AspieNH January 17, 2022
Get the Fartknockermug. a very NOT nice thing to say to someone. if someone is bugging the shit out of you, this is the word to use!!
i hate you! ur such a fartknocker
by alyssa c (amanda or alesha.. haha nat) June 6, 2003
Get the Fartknockermug.