Fartist

A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)

Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!

by OffBeatDrummer July 2, 2020

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

by El Kento March 20, 2011

Fartist

Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films

"That guy said that action movie sucked because there was no storyline. But He's just a Fartist"

by TheAdamWe July 2, 2009

Fartist

Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.

Fart+Artist=Fartist

She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists

by w0rdchef February 20, 2011

Farmistry

(noun) Farming with unique skill, virtuosity, grace and flair, particularly when embracing sustainable farming methods.

The MacAllan family showed remarkable farmistry with their current harvest of sensational Zinfandel grapes.

by Firefly Creative Company June 5, 2015