Falling in love

Something that will light up your day, or destroy you in every way. You feel vulnerable, like you’re living in a dream world. Even if the person doesn’t react the way you’d like, falling is probably one of the greatest things someone can experience. When all you want to do is be with, and spend your time with that person, no matter how far from your reach. It’s like being on a rollercoaster, one day you’ll be high on emotion and out of nowhere they’ll be a drop. Falling in love is probably one of the strongest feelings, anyone can feel. They’d be on your mind all day, and when they text you your heart flutters. Losing them breaks you to your core. Whether it’s them ignoring you, moving, drifting, death, or simply losing interest, it feels like apart of you is missing. You have spent all this time consuming your thoughts, and maybe even your time to this person, and now that they’re gone, it’ll take time to mend that scar. Falling in love is floating, and something you should cherish

Crush: What’s falling in love?
Me: Exactly what i’m doing with you.

by sxnia._ July 11, 2019

farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

by larrydart June 7, 2011

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Falling Fun Bags

Adjective
Tits moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.

My tits are falling at an accelerated rate. They are falling fun bags

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

failing up

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Falling Down

A bad ass movie produced in 1992 starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall in which a man whose life sucks ass abandons his car in a LA traffic jam and goes on a crime spree. Worth watching in conjunction with Office Space after having a day that really fucking pissed you off.

Falling Down was by far the most fucking awesome shit in the discount DVD bin at the mother fucking grocery store!

by The Asshole July 24, 2008

Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009