faptitude

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.

"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."

by GinaMina November 13, 2007

failitude

the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day

"Did you hear what happened? Bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!"
"Wow...that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day."

by Hawkedizzle March 10, 2009

Fortitude Save

In roleplaying, a save one rolls to resist certain effects, such as poison, sleep, fatigue, etc. Based on the Constitution score.

"Make a fortitude save."

"I rolled a one."

"You die of poisoning."

by fanficbug May 15, 2006

Fagnitude

An extreme exhibition of homosexual behavior

Chuck and Guy underestimated the fagnitude of wearing assless chaps in prison.

by Dr. H. Cox May 7, 2009

Falsitude

An untrue statement.

Come on Ricky, you know that's a falsitude!

by brian B Lo January 2, 2008

Fattitude

A growing movement among women particularly, in which the angry, overweight/obese woman openly and obnoxiously displays arrogance and pride in her fatness to compensate for her lack of self-discipline and internal disdain of her obesity.

Karen asked her personal trainer neighbor Jenny for advice on how to start a weight loss plan. Hefty Tracy overheard Jenny giving Karen advice and angrily stomped toward the pair to exclaim "Not everyone wants to be thin, bitch! I love my obesity and you couldn't pay me one million dollars to change it! Thin is not realistic, or attractive so why don't you take your anorexic advice and stuff a brownie in it you piece of shit!" Tracy had major fattitude.

by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco May 18, 2015

testicular fortitude

Balls, as in courage or bravery. See also chutzpah.

He doesn't have the testicular fortitude to challenge me to a fight!

by JohnQPublic March 28, 2007