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Fajability

Dit is een onbekende verassing van je hersens wanneer je skaffa bent, dit gebeurt voornamijk op faja plaatsen en in faja situaties bijvoorbeeld in de macci, wanneer je naar binneloopt wordje fajability geactiveerd zonder dat je dat wilt, AKA je wordt fk skaffa door deze situatie,

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Ik kreeg mn fajability, faja
by Ikbenfaja,faja November 12, 2020
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Fagability

The quality of an outfit that makes it look especially stylish, edgy, or photogenic while the wearer is smoking a cigarette (a “fag” in British slang).
Her long Burberry trench coat and Tom Ford sunglasses had peak fagability—she looked like a French film star on a smoke break.

Ash: “Fagability is off the charts, bro—those boots were made for chain-smoking outside a dive bar.”

Brock: “Right? I tried them with the trench and nearly lit up just to complete the look.”
by Rubber Plant May 15, 2025
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Papability

The ability to be papable.

(See Also: Jowable)
Ay si Piolo Pascual, oo mataas papability non.
by Bluewinds August 17, 2018
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fameability

being able to become famous with or without someone's help
that person has famebility . or that person has a lot of fameability due to help of (famous person)
by Insert-User-Name August 28, 2019
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Zapability

The ability to remove, destroy, or remove from existence
Barracuda's Incident Response provides zapability, to permanently remove threats living in users email inboxes.
by Barca2023 April 11, 2023
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selective capability disorder

Refers to a broad range of pseudo-maladies (where the person is merely faking/exaggerating a certain physical/emotional/mental infirmity/disability, like the infamous "selective deafness") that many lazy/selfish/uncaring people complain of, merely to get out of performing some undesirable task. These supposed maladies include:
(1) selective stamina/fatigue disorder, whereby the "sufferer" instantly becomes a nearly-lifeless "limp rag" whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is requested/suggested; he always seems to be perfectly able to jump robustly back up again, though, when some fun/pleasant activity is subsequently offered or suggested
(2) selective phobia disorder, whereby the "sufferer" claims to have an intense fear/loathing of a certain aspect of the task at hand, again, usually to simply be relieved of having to participate in said task; he often seems to be able to placidly/confidently manage other similar-context activities just fine, however
(3) selective allergy/medical-condition disorder, similar to #2, whereby someone claims to have a serious illness/infirmity that would prevent him from safely performing a less-than-pleasant task, yet he's perfectly okay with less arduous/boring tasks which involve the same types of substances/conditions
(4) selective strength/health disorder, whereby someone claims to not be physically muscular/fit enough to perform a certain task, but yet he lifts weights, moves heavy loads in a hand-truck/wheelbarrow, etc. at other times
My uncle claims to be helpless.clueless whenever I ask him to step in and help resolve a dispute between a fellow youngster and myself, yet he is a headmaster at a private school and is known for his firm leadership there... sounds like selective capability disorder to me!
by QuacksO January 10, 2017
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