Falconer

Used car salesman
Snake oil merchant
Person who can speak for an hour but never actually answer your question

student 1- "What did he say?"
student 2 - "He was such a falconer, useless"

by jayfab_1990 November 8, 2012

falconer

Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.

To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.

by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011

mr falconer

a weak as piss dog
fuck you

fuck you mr falconer

by daquavis213 February 24, 2020

falcone

Someone who buys cheap knockoffs of well known fashion brands from dimmeys.

Did you see her clothes?
They're so lame.
She's such a falcone

by ineed$ May 13, 2008

Falcone

A man who’s gotten head from a female that resmbles a bird. One of the most disrespectful things you can call someone. Only one comes about every 500 years and only 1 in 1000 Falcones are literate. The only thing you can call someone that is more disrespectful than falcone is the shortened version “cone”

*someone does something dumb*
That was a falcone thing to do... some falconery

by Falconefan69 May 13, 2018

Falzone

Verb
Static groping of a boob for an extended period of time (more than half an hour).

Dude 1: What!? You falzoned Jessie?
Dude 2: Wait... that's not normal?

by Oddly Green March 6, 2016

falzone

When you are at the movies and have your arm around your girl and put halfway through the movie you decide to put your sweaty hand on her boob and leave it there for the rest of the movie.

I falzoned this girl last night. I'm so embarrassed

by STEEVE ZARAGROWZA$$ March 12, 2016