The philosophy that even though god is a construct of humankind, our spiritual convictions are nonetheless useful in navigating the 90% of reality that eludes science and the senses.
by Mike iLL July 7, 2011
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1) Use them in every single conversation, regardless of the audience
2) Call out others using them without understanding what they actually mean
3) Mention and be guilty of the same fallacy in the same conversation
1) Use them in every single conversation, regardless of the audience
2) Call out others using them without understanding what they actually mean
3) Mention and be guilty of the same fallacy in the same conversation
Atheist #1: "Look, let me explain this to you again, as I've done before, but slower this time, your premises are flawed because..."
Falatheist: "HEY! That's a pretty disrespectful tone, typical Ad Hominem tactics!"
Atheist #1: "I don't want to get off topic, but that's not actually what Ad Hominem means, and I get the feeling that beneath your sesquipedalian loquaciousness you're the same kind of fundamentalist intent of winning arguments through Argumentum Verbosium, which is why you're points are probably not worth listening to.
Falatheist #1: Look who is a Falatheist now!
Falatheist: "HEY! That's a pretty disrespectful tone, typical Ad Hominem tactics!"
Atheist #1: "I don't want to get off topic, but that's not actually what Ad Hominem means, and I get the feeling that beneath your sesquipedalian loquaciousness you're the same kind of fundamentalist intent of winning arguments through Argumentum Verbosium, which is why you're points are probably not worth listening to.
Falatheist #1: Look who is a Falatheist now!
by Convlad July 24, 2011
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A person who discriminates towards a person or group of people solely dependent on their faith, beliefs or religion.
- Used in place of racist when applicable.
- Used in place of racist when applicable.
Person one - "Jews are so cheap."
Person two - "Why do you have to be a faithist?"
"Mr. Jones says all Catholics are drunks... he is a straight up faithist."
Person two - "Why do you have to be a faithist?"
"Mr. Jones says all Catholics are drunks... he is a straight up faithist."
by Randy D. January 9, 2008
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Person One: Lol, I just watched another Femitheist Devine video, what a lesbian.
Person Two: I agree. XD
Person Two: I agree. XD
by QuorX July 17, 2014
Get the Femitheist Devine mug.Similar to an atheist, only a fatheist does not believe in fat chicks. Not even thick chicks. This results in him being a poor wingman, but reduces his odds of being crushed to death.
Guy A: Dude, I could totally nail this chick, you've gotta take her friend for me.
Guy B: Man, I'd bite the bullet and do it, but that's not a bullet, that's a fking cannon ball.
Guy A: Please! I'm begging you.
Guy B: Sorry, no can do. I'm a fatheist.
Guy B: Man, I'd bite the bullet and do it, but that's not a bullet, that's a fking cannon ball.
Guy A: Please! I'm begging you.
Guy B: Sorry, no can do. I'm a fatheist.
by J. Agnew June 22, 2010
Get the fatheist mug.A belief structure possessing a singular quality borne of a unique combination of blind optimism and hardened pessimism. Origin: North American female named Faith who, in a delicious twist of irony, is a hardened cynic.
Hey, Jeebs, what's your religion?
I'd say it's more of a faithish. I believe that God exists. It's the only explanation for my having been struck by lightning seven times.
I'd say it's more of a faithish. I believe that God exists. It's the only explanation for my having been struck by lightning seven times.
by marahnna August 5, 2008
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