failbook page

A facebook group or fan page that:

1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.

2: Has a really long and annoying name.

3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.

1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"

2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"

3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"

Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?

Stephanie: Liek iknorite?

George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.

Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.

by Nieow May 22, 2010

Faildozer

1. An individual whose attempts to complete any and all tasks are rewarded only by shame and humiliation.
2. The heavy machinery of failure. (ESD)
3. Black Earl.

" *beep* *beep* HERE COMES THE FAILDOZER!!!"

by S.D.B.P. May 10, 2008

Tail Fail

Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.

Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.

by Jagdog June 9, 2011

you fail at life

Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.

If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.

Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.

(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."

by The J-Spot January 16, 2005

Faildozer

AMD Bulldozer CPU aka Faildozer

I bought an AMD bulldozer CPU expecting to have greater performance and architecture over the phenom CPU's. Then I realized the phenom's were better than the BD. Hence, the Faildozer!

by john0494 September 26, 2012

Epic Fail Ale

Variant of Fail Ale; the uber Fail Ale.

Also, manslaughter case resulting from lethal excessive consumption of fail ale (usually forced).

Russ: Rowan, dude, enough with the funky brewing ingredients, remember your last Epic Fail Ale court appearance? Not only were you found guilty of dispatching your housemate’s perfectly amiable boyfriend, the radiation poisoning left in the living room resulted in the ASPCA haranguing you for months over alleged chemical torture of your favourite goldfish, Floptimus Prime.

Row: No, Russell! You said you’d never mention Floptimus Prime ever again! I loved him like a brother. *sobs*

by wmmw May 29, 2009

Tucker Max Fail

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009