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failion

a failion is a unit of measurement representing the degree of fail applied

failions can be represented by negative units (ie -3 failions); thus representing units of win

note: see fail scale for more information
"Dude, Joey totally earned himself a few failions the other day after trying to cop a feel on Mrs. Gresham and nearly being knocked out."
by iNhibitor March 22, 2009
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Failquation

1. An attempt to describe something by giving a math equation, and the other person missing the point.

2. An error in a simple math equation which is after completing grade 7
Examples:

1. a) In an attempt to explain to a friend that someone liked them I used an equation. U+Them=Love. They looked at it blankly, then I realized it was a failquation.

b) Me: Romantic Comedy > Bromance

Them: ?? what?

2. 16-9=11
by Aki_Hime March 31, 2010
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Filationship

When a relationship between two individuals is built solely on the premise of Filatio. One or neither party would like to engage in a full relationship.
Friend: You still talk to that guy from last semester?
Me: Nah, it ended up being a filationship.
by SheDev February 6, 2018
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failionaire

a person who spends the majority of their life accumulating currency only to find that in the end, they missed the point all along.
you're not a millionaire; you're not a billionaire... congratulations!

you're a failionaire!

better luck next time...
by loco and i don't know January 14, 2020
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fanlationship

The special relationship between a fangirl or fanboy and her favorite band member. Normally not a real relationship but just the relationship of a dedicated fan. It is shown through the simplest of ways like making fan art or buying merchandise.
Friend: I heard you are dating someone. Who's the lucky person?
You: I'm not exactly dating, but I'm in a fanlationship with Sydney Sierota.
by 5_secondsofhappiness December 21, 2014
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failationship

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."
by Arjunftf January 16, 2009
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high-falluting

Uppity, putting on airs, snobbish in a hillbilly or hick fashion.
Should I cut back on the high-falluting vocabulary?
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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