Failsauce

Noun: A pool without the swimmers. What every 20-year-old male wishes they had, what every 30-year-old male has nightmares about.

After my vasectomy I quit buying rubbers. I'm packin' failsauce.

by Brent Cartier January 4, 2008

Fagosaurus

The evil twin of the ever elusive lulzasaurus, fagosauruses can be found living on faggot trees, spending its day munching on the colourful leaves of the faggot tree.
In its natural habitat, a fagosaurus can weigh up to a trillion faggot tons(equivalent to over 9000 googolion tons).

Can also be used to described obese, fat faggots

Noob #1: Z0mG lh00k!!111 Itz A FAGOSAURUS!!!1

Noob #2: Z0MG! ITZ PHOR REELZ! ITZ A REEL FAGOSAURUZ!!11

by L.X.N October 18, 2008

fagosaurus rex

A. a total fag.
B. some one who is a fag that loves to eat meat
c. a fagit t-rex
d. some one whos being lame

johny is such a fagosaurus rex

by my little ben is real big March 11, 2009

Faggosaur

Word used to describe someone who is old and has been in the closet forever. Like some old teacher who lives alone or something. Also used to refer to creepy looking possibly gay guys.

Frank is a faggosaurus.

He is a fuckin faggosaurus mate, he gonna eat you alive and smile.

by JazzPie October 1, 2012

failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

Falkosaurus

Our one and only god

Person 1: "Damn It, I love Falkosaurus"
Person 2: "Agreed, Falkosaurus is incredible"

by BluePaintbrush June 2, 2021