Failin Like Palin

When you fail horribly like Sarah Palin did while running for vice president against Obama.

You've repeatedly screwed up and have been failin like Palin.

by Bean-mean January 6, 2014

faulkiner

a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys

faulkiner loves to be loving.

by bob currly March 23, 2017

It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.

"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"

by Themorderer December 24, 2021

falking

stalking people via facebook

Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.

by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007

falking

verb:

1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.

2. To Stalk via Facebook

*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.

"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."

"You had sex with a chick from high school?"

"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."

by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009

falking

Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking

"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"

by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007

Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020