Failenware

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.

Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.

by Jklo June 22, 2008

Faily tale

A story you tell about you, or someone else, about a fail.

"So I tried balancing on the chair but I lost my balance and fell through the table"

"Man, what a Faily Tale"

by urbandickshonhairy September 27, 2009

Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

failed smile

The look that you get when you know you are defeated or have failed.

When Sasha Cohen won the silver medal at the Olympics after falling in her program and losing any hope of gold, she got failed smile.

by Sean Bloodgood July 21, 2008

fayley

A girl trying to dress exactly like Hayley Williams of Paramore. Often sports red pants, a scarf, red hair, etc.

"Dude she looks so original"
"Not really, she's a Fayley"

by Jess____5 February 16, 2008

Fayley

A girl (or guy) who styles and models herself after lead singer Hayley Williams of the band Paramore.

To be a Fayley generally requires red hair (in one of Hayley's many styles and colors), yellow skinny jeans, to be incredibly thin, wear lots of New Found Glory shirts and septum piercings. This is a huge stereotype so even having one of these will result in you being named a Fayley.

Fayley's are generally hated for their looks, but overall, aren't always bad people.

A website known for aiding Fayleys is HayleyFashion.
This website will search and find any place you can get specific items worn by Hayley Williams. It is a very informative website, and is easily one of the better sources for all things Hayley (style-wise).

"OMG She's wearing yellow skinnies. What a FAYLEY!"

"Red hair? So a Fayley."

by arielle23 October 24, 2009

failed state

Countries with a corrupt government, a falling economy, and a growing poverty rate.

Countries such as Haiti, Afghanistan, Liberia, Congo, Burma, Bosnia, and Tajikistan are good examples of failed states.

by Bobby February 25, 2005