a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.
I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.
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In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.
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In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.
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Yea bro,those things are definitely made out of fagnesium.
Yea bro,those things are definitely made out of fagnesium.
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Get the Erotic Fables mug.A smell of fagtestorone in a house usually has no females and children there and never will ,for inside it resides a male that has no interest in providing a female with children.
by Anna65 February 16, 2009
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"Loretta is my most trusted and valued fagress...she never, ever tires of watching "Showgirls" with me."
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