Falador

A city in the MMOPRG game, Runescape.

Pwner Owner8938: Im in Falador, wherere r u?
Ginam5454: Im in the wildy.
Pwner Owner8938: O, b careful!
Ginam5454: Up yours! lol jk
Pwner Owner8938: Not funny.

by Darbyyyyy November 10, 2006

falafel queen

Gay man primarily attracted to Arab/Middle Eastern men

Jon is such a falafel queen! He loves stuffing arab guys' pita pocket.

by gerudo65 November 25, 2009

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010

faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.

Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013

Falactive

Falactive - n., Adj. (fuh lak' tiv) n. State of being in labor when the mother is not sure if the Braxton Hicks have crossed into active labor. Adj. Describing the phase of in-between guessing during false labor and active labor.

Susie and her husband are annoyed because Susie is in falactive labor.
Diane is falactive.

by JBFlower February 12, 2017

Faglau

1. A person who acts or pretends to be something they are very clearly not.
2. A person who persistently includes themselfs into a group that they are not welcomed or wanted in.

You know Kevin? Yeah he's a Faglau.

by Connect43 March 3, 2017

faelagund

fag that got banned in everquest, that is all

Fagagund, Silvanfag, Fagfather

by haaaaaaay July 20, 2003