The Fault In Our Stars 

A New York Bestseller by John Green. It will rip your heart out and make you eat it. It is a soul crushing novel ready to have you sobbing in the fetal position. You will hate to love how perfectly sad it is.

Me: I cried and sobbed and The Fault in our Stars ripped out my heart.
Me: Here. Read it.

The Fault In Our Stars by augustuswaters October 28, 2012

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

rectal fault line by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck

Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

faculty fuck by Reginald Pennypincher April 16, 2014

faulty logic 

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

faulty logic by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014

I heard it's Obama's fault 

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

I heard it's Obama's fault by ttmike42 October 12, 2012

The Fault In Our Stars 

A book written by John Green, published author. It is about a sixteen year-old girl in the fourth stage of thyroid cancer, and to quote directly from the dust jacket, "Despite her tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis."

I would say it is the most amazing book I have ever read, and I would be stating the truth.

Person 1: Oh my god the fault in our stars is coming out in 2 days! My signed copy is arriving!
Person 2: The fault in our stars...?
Person 1: ...
Person 1: How are you my friend.

The Fault In Our Stars by Malinahona January 27, 2012

Faculty Park 

To do something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else.

"Luisa just faculty parked on this party with a bottle of patron."

Faculty Park by Razi Ali January 1, 2012