face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").

"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"

by Facesittier October 20, 2017

face sitting

A style of sex when a girl sits on a guy's face/head and farts.

That guy is into face sitting.

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

facecotting

facebook-boycotting.

Normally a tech savy person who is purposefully boycotting all things facebook.

e-junkie - I just re-connected with three lame asses from highschool today. I can't wait to see what they write on my wall. When are you going to set up a facebook acount?
facecotter - For the 10th time today, screw you, I'm facecotting.

by facecotter_1 January 14, 2008

Facebutting

When someone around you checks facebook on their phone so much you feel the need to grab it and fart on it.

Example - "I was at the dear camp last week and this goober kept checking his facebook page so often I snatched his phone and went all facebutting on him"

by Dear Camp Taz October 12, 2011

face sitting

When a guy spends time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian used to hang out with us all the time. But now he is always face sitting.

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

facesexting

v. the act of facebook chatting with someone in a sexually explicit manner, or in the hopes of arranging a sexual encounter with them

Joe: Jane said she will delete her facebook account if you don't stop facesexting her.

Jim: Do you blame me?

Joe: No, but you should still stop being such a misogynist.

Jim: Ok, sorry.

by heyvince January 10, 2010

facesexting

Talking to someone on facebook while across the room from each other. Then looking up at the person to see if they got the message and laughing. Dirty messages are to ensue.

Merebear and Ryanbaby were so facesexting across the room, did you see their faces?

by Anabella21 January 19, 2010