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Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it
"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
by WSH51 November 13, 2011
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face book whore

someone who adds random people that have only heard of or

there friends met along time ago and have alot of people they dont know
when someone has 1000 friends and they really only have 100 that they no because they cant live with knowing there losers that is a face book whore
by johnpppppppppppp December 3, 2009
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Face Book Rappers

A face book rapper; A person that post their music, images and video clips of their performance on facebook, hoping to land a music contract.
Face Book Rappers, are people that hustle their music and their rapping skills to his/her friends via facebook and other social networks. By posting their links, and poster on line, they achieve a very large audience that's familiar with their music. Their audience is already familar with their music when they are on the streets our in their community. They are reconized eveywher they go. They already made a name for themselves on a local level. They perform at talent shows and music networking groups because people come up to them and say to them. I saw you on facebook. The group Goodlow have a song called Face Book Rappers
by AGoodlow January 29, 2010
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Face Book Chat Disorder

When people have chat issues on fb! It is catch able and takes time and rehabilitation to heal. See a doctor today to find out if YOU might have it. fbcd is a dangerous disorder! while chatting to friends be careful of it and report problems to fbcd@facebook.disorders.com
by pssh*QUIET*pssh November 16, 2011
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Good Face Book Day

Where one receives many notifications and messages from people that one likes either as friends or desires in a more serious manner. A good Facebook day will generally leave said person in a good mood, feeling satisfied about one's social life (to the online extent).
1.) Bro I was overwhelmed yesterday when i got like 3 notifications and 2 messages all at the same time, even one from that person i've been getting at in biology class! It was a good Face book day

2.) Haha Joe was on Face Book for the entire day yesterday checking over and over again like he was expecting someone to comment on something. He must've had a bad Face Book day.
by Chris Vonzentner October 27, 2011
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Face Book Hoochie

For all those facebooking people that spend so much time on it.
What a Face book Hoochie!

Shes such a facebook Hoochie

Fbook Hoochie!!
by Facebook all over May 27, 2011
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face book denial

This happens when someone else accuses you of being a stalker/addicted to facebook when, in actuality, you are the one who is the addicted stalker. These people tend to not admit this fact, hence why they are in denial.
Elliot - Hey do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - Yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She is in hardcore face book denial. She needs some help.
Leigh - Seriously.
by Elliot Swarz January 7, 2009
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