Failsexual

When a guys looks gay, acts gay, talks gay, isn't gay. Girls wont sleep with him cause they think he is gay. Therefore he fail sexually.

Travis is a failsexual, cause he looks gay and isn't and can't get a girl cause they think he is gay.

by che17 December 9, 2008

dabisexual

A person attracted to Dababy.

1. Hey, i like u!!
2. Sorry, i'm dabisexual.
1. What does that mean?
2. It means that i'm only attracted to Dababy.

by pxpisk2 April 27, 2021

Fagusexual

A fagusexual is a ridiculously gay person. Fagusexual does not always apply to someone whom is gay but refers to people whom are annoying in multiple aspects.

Omri was acting like such a Fagusexual tonight, he kept on blocking my cock.

by PottyPolice September 9, 2007

fatsexual

A fatsexual is a fat person who is sexual, despite the cultural misconception that the two should not mix.

"I'm coming out of the closet as a fatsexual: I am a fat person who likes to fuck other people, and you all can just fucking deal with that."

by buddhapotter November 9, 2015

Fisexual

A bisexual man who thinks only five or less men are attractive.

My Fisexual friend thinks twilight is good because he likes edward and jacob.

by hfgudisahsdauhgufidshguidfg July 18, 2010

fausexual

Someone to pretends to be heterosexual, but is in a secret relationship with one or more of the same gender. Fausexuals are known to be extremely perverted and spend most of their time watching pornos while masturbating.

Guy 1: Did you hear Derek came out yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, he said he was a fausexual or something.
Guy 1: I really feel bad for the guy...

by TheGuyInTheBox June 19, 2011

Fallsexual

Noun: Adjective: Refering to the lustful feelings brought on by the crunching of leaves, the sight or taste of pumpkins, and any other Autumn related circumstance.

I was feeling fallsexual and quivered slightly when I stepped on the colorful leaves and heard them swish and crumble dryly.

by Zorrocat October 24, 2017