T-FUTT

Too Fucked Up To Trip. Being just past having fun at a party, but not quite passed out or puking. Just being hella loaded.

Man, I done drank a twelve pack and smoked a blunt. I'm T-FUTT. I'm just gonna chill out for a minute and get right.

Originally made up by me, now widely used where I'm from, and even more widely achieved.

by Spatumz September 2, 2005

butt-futt

To pull down your pants and bare ass fart directly into somebody's face.

Yo Francois, David just butt-futted me so fucking hard I saw his butt cheeks vibrate.

by jasparagus January 9, 2021

nucking futt

a nucking futt is when you are coughing out ebola and hang villagers

hey look its a nucking futt!
that nucking futt is so hot 🥵

by thecoolguywhosucksat2k October 29, 2022

Buckle futt

The opposite of Butt Fuckle

“Hey Noah, wanna buckle futt?”
“Ohhhh yes!!!”

by Buckle futter April 21, 2024

Futtzy

Something one needs to mess around with to get to work properly, each time, is futtzy. Something not precisely simple or un-complex, something not plug-n-play, is futtzy. Something requiring multiple steps completed in specific order and requiring a large chunk of ones attention, usually diverted from another concurrent task, for proper operation, is futtzy.

I love my new phone with navigation, I just type in an address and it voice prompts me over my car audio system, interrupting my streaming music as needed so it aint futtzy at all!

by Dan Quan October 17, 2009

futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

buck futter

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.

Don't be such a buck futter!

by mullett January 14, 2003