FSM

Fat Smelly Man or Fat Stinky Man

I went out on a blind date with a FSM! Ick!

by jbonz April 30, 2007

The FSM

Short for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God, he is made up of a pile of spaghetti with two meatballs in it. Under his noodliness, the holy day is Friday, the preferred attire is Pirate garb, and the preferred head covering is a pasta colander. And instead of saying Amen at the end of a prayer, you say Ramen

The reason people are taller now is because The FSM shows his love by smacking people on the head with his noodly appendages, making people shorter each bonk. Now there are more people, so there are less bonks to go around, so people are taller.

by ScienceDude23 November 2, 2020

fsm

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by justjeya April 17, 2010

fsm

FSM stands for Finger Slippery Moment. When your phone slips in the middle of something and you randomly dial/call/send an audio message to someone by mistake. It's a finger slippery moment.

Guy: Hey, saw a missed call.. you tryna call call or it's one of those finger slippery moments? lol
Girl: 🙈 fsm sorry

by TPats September 11, 2019

Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans don't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards.

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 29, 2017

Fsms thick

Fsms thick is when your jeans doesn't have air in them there for you are thick by fsms standards

She's not thick but she's fsms thick

by Xela Enivoe September 30, 2017

FSM

The Flying Spaghetti Monster: a god worshiped by one one and only true religion: pastafarianism
Legend goes one day he got drunk, and accidentally created the universe!

The FSM is the only true god.

by SESgaming November 8, 2023