by Kernelcollapse December 3, 2014
Get the FMLA mug.The phenomenon of going on holiday for a week without gaining a gram in weight and getting on the scales a week after you get back to discover you've gained three kilos.
Got back from holiday last week unscathed, hadn't gained an ounce but got on the scales this morning to discover fatlag had well and truly kicked in.
by Gloria Rocks March 24, 2016
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An entity, run by aisha, whom is the current Queen of FATLAND, and has competed in several competitons and has won, She is currently partnering with the King of Cooland, Omzy, to come up with bigger plans , including world domination
by Omzy July 31, 2022
Get the Queen of Fatland mug.n. A form of eating disorder in which one eats every available source of food and then immediately injects a laxative serum directly into the carotid artery and prays for an early, painless death.
1. Johnny locked himself in Uncle Ted's Y2K shelter with several cartons of Hostess' Ho-Ho's and a syringe because he was a fatlaxic.
2. Claire, after being broken up with for the seventh time that year, succumbed to her ritual of gorging herself while her roommate, Helen, was in class. Claire hid this obsession for fear Helen would discover her closeted fatlaxia syndrome.
3. George invited his buddy Rick Richardson over for afternoon tea and after Rick arrived George proceeded to force feed tea cake and crumpets down Rick's throat before injecting laxative into his carotid artery. This process is known as fatlaxing.
4. George, after being admitted to the hospital, was pronounced DOA (dead on arrival). The coroner, after cleaning the human filth off George's body, concluded that the cause of death was in fact, "death by fatlaxation".
2. Claire, after being broken up with for the seventh time that year, succumbed to her ritual of gorging herself while her roommate, Helen, was in class. Claire hid this obsession for fear Helen would discover her closeted fatlaxia syndrome.
3. George invited his buddy Rick Richardson over for afternoon tea and after Rick arrived George proceeded to force feed tea cake and crumpets down Rick's throat before injecting laxative into his carotid artery. This process is known as fatlaxing.
4. George, after being admitted to the hospital, was pronounced DOA (dead on arrival). The coroner, after cleaning the human filth off George's body, concluded that the cause of death was in fact, "death by fatlaxation".
by Ku Klux Klancy McCartney December 31, 2008
Get the fatlaxia mug.A term used by young hipster gardeners to describe their frustration and angst at trying to maintain lush healthy grass. Fmlawn = fuck my lawn, a spin off from the more commonly used 'fml' is gaining rapid popularity among green thumbs who frequent various gardening forums and social networking websites.
Hey Dan, how's the garden going?
-No good bud, rain has delayed the laying of my new buffalo and has washed half my topsoil down the driveway
... Sucks to be you dude!
- Tell me about it, to make matter worse the neighbours cat keeps crapping in my yard. Fmlawn!
... Lmaofr
-No good bud, rain has delayed the laying of my new buffalo and has washed half my topsoil down the driveway
... Sucks to be you dude!
- Tell me about it, to make matter worse the neighbours cat keeps crapping in my yard. Fmlawn!
... Lmaofr
by Don "brooksy" Burke May 9, 2011
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