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A term used by young hipster gardeners to describe their frustration and angst at trying to maintain lush healthy grass. Fmlawn = fuck my lawn, a spin off from the more commonly used 'fml' is gaining rapid popularity among green thumbs who frequent various gardening forums and social networking websites.
Hey Dan, how's the garden going?

-No good bud, rain has delayed the laying of my new buffalo and has washed half my topsoil down the driveway
... Sucks to be you dude!

- Tell me about it, to make matter worse the neighbours cat keeps crapping in my yard. Fmlawn!
... Lmaofr
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Flawness 

It's not flawless but it's not too flawful
I may be flawless but you are flawness
Flawness by kdcowled June 23, 2015
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Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective
Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness
Flawness by Nappy/Curly October 25, 2010

Flawness 

An alternative way of stating "flaw";being fake lying;acts as a replacement term for "creep" when used as an adjective
Student 1: Mr. B assigned us, like, 3 days worth of homework.
Student 2:...flawness

Person 1: I took 27 hits from the bong without coughing.
Person 2: Flawness
A variation of chess with 2-6 players where each player had his or her own 1/4 piece which they may move around the outside of the board. Very popular in New England and midwestern states.
Julia: Let's play some chess!
Haley: How about flawn instead? That way everyone has a fair chance at winning.
Flawn by Sparky Regis May 20, 2010
Flawn- To show off or flex. Not bragging.
Example: Aye bruh did you see homie was flawning his new jewelry.
Flawn by Big Daddy Baby E December 17, 2019
To flirt while fawning. To flawn.
Zas was flawning all over me last night, she was fighting a battle she'd already experienced every possible outcome of.
Flawn by St. Gabriel April 18, 2006