Ripped Up Fireplace

An unsightly vagina.

Her vagina looked like a ripped up fireplace.

by Oz May 25, 2006

french fireplace

while eating a girl's hairy pussy, light up a full pack of cigarettes and put them flame side out into her vagina. watch as the smoke stack burns.

my girl has a serious love of tabacco that she needed to turn her ladybits into a french fireplace

by mascow July 26, 2016

wooden fireplace

Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.

Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.

The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."

Don't quit your day jobs, kids.

by bitchuck October 5, 2024

fileplanet

Shitty net site that makes you wait hours to download a 10kb file. Makes you pay for having access to crappy downloads like MMO trials.

10 day trial of Matrix Online from shitplanet? Fuck that!

by dzjepp March 28, 2005

Faceplace

A mistakenly pronounced facebook.

Grandma: "Hey get off that damned Faceplace, Johnny, it takes up all of your time."

Johnny: "It's called FaceBOOK, Grandma and I just got 34 notifications! It's almost like having real friends"

by Rihanna Townsend July 7, 2009

fireblade

The foundation of all sportbikes. The CBR "fireblade" produced by Honda is one of the top selling sporbikes world wide. Extreemly high build quality and a perfect blend of Power and Flickability. The Fireblade is also credited for being one of the top machines in racing and extreme stunt riding. Many critics say that without the fireblade sportbikes would be no where near what they are today.

The Honda fireblade is a fantastic motorcycle.

by KungFu April 1, 2005

fileplanet

A site where you pay to download files you would get for free anyway at speeds rivaling the snail while they try to get you to watch their anime porn. God, what a bunch of fucks!

"I can only download this at fileplanet!?! WTF the last guy who went on there ended up broke, depressed, and stalking little girls..."

by Andrew Jerabek August 3, 2006