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kevin federline

a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money
lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes

rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
by ajb18 January 10, 2008
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A man who has come to symbolize what a complete, impotent, sexual failure really is. K-Fed, is an uneducated, complete and utter failure, an embodiment of pure white trash. Turned down by any girl with a brain, or who looks hot, he has ended up with his sole mate, brittany spears. Together, they hope to spread the ideas and values of vagrancy, freeloading, and to totally strip any talent from the world.
Man, I just watched Kevin Federline's new video, and I thought it disgraced rap music.

Kevin Federline is an embarrassment to any human being that is caucasan. He is also an embarrassment to the human race.
by INyourFace September 17, 2008
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douchebag extrodinaire. thank god britney spears dumped him, at least she had a little bit of her common sense left.
If I had to choose who won Douchebag of the year, 2006, I'd say kevin federline

where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag
by DizzyLizzy December 25, 2006
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Kevin Federline

White Trash Wigger married to Britney Spears. Also knocked-up some dumb bitch twice before knocking-up Britney.
Diana: That Kevin Federline is a Wigger and looks trashy
Anita: Like, I, totally agree
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The poster boy for pre-nups and having a good divorce lawyer. Britney Spears should kiss the ground that she got rid of this loser as easily (and cheaply) as she did. (Mind you, what was she >thinking< when she married him in the first place?!) Going the other way, K-fed is a dumb f*ck for getting so little moolah out of her.
Kevin Federline's only distinction is having briefly been Mr. Britney Spears.
by Action Man April 10, 2007
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Currently the #1 reason why eugenics must be implemented as soon as possible. If you don't know what eugenics is, look it up.
The last thing we need is dumb wiggers like kevin federline breeding with dumb bitches like britney spears. Sterilize these fuckers already.
by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008
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Kevin Federline

A former husband of Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player).
The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time.

This type of problem has also happened in the past.
Examples....

The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's
Rush Limbaugh
Simon RushDie
The return of the hard rock band "Rush"

Other recent events...
Evan Longoria(Baseball)
Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)
Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal!
Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?!
by silentthread September 1, 2010
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