To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.
Antonym: Facebook whore
Antonym: Facebook whore
She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.
by Smart Arick October 23, 2011
Get the Facebook faithful mug.While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.
Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.
by Haywood Jablowmii September 6, 2012
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by yo mamma>dayum straight February 2, 2009
Get the Old Faithful mug."Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010
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Favorite pass times
-Cheating
-Cheating
-And threatening people with his older brother
-And having a go at his gf for not being loyal unlike him
D’s favorite spot
-Onchan graveyard where he loves to get jacked off by 2 out of 10’s😇
D’s Favorite memory
-that time he cheated
And the other time he cheated
D’s personal preferences
Drag boys and people other than his girlfriend
Favorite people😍
-OJL is his best friend who he loves to death
-onchan girl(bald and good in the dark)
Description
D is well known for us undying loyalty to his girlfriend and the fact that he never talks to any other women than her
Favorite pass times
-Cheating
-Cheating
-And threatening people with his older brother
-And having a go at his gf for not being loyal unlike him
D’s favorite spot
-Onchan graveyard where he loves to get jacked off by 2 out of 10’s😇
D’s Favorite memory
-that time he cheated
And the other time he cheated
D’s personal preferences
Drag boys and people other than his girlfriend
Favorite people😍
-OJL is his best friend who he loves to death
-onchan girl(bald and good in the dark)
Description
D is well known for us undying loyalty to his girlfriend and the fact that he never talks to any other women than her
by Graveyard22 May 17, 2022
Get the D- iom’s most faithful man mug.The act of stuffing your cock inside an asshole, and urinating as hard as you possibly can, then pull your penis out and there shall be a fountain of shit-piss.
by ALASKA907 February 9, 2009
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