faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

faecal japan

The act of sitting in a position whereby the anus is located above the head, possibly in a bath. Whilst suffering from acute explosive diahrroea, the culprit sprays their own body and face with liquid faeces. Most often seen on the shock website www.tubgirl.com

I was bored, and a little tetchy; I guess it was my irritable bowel syndrome - either way, I went for a fecal japan.

by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005

Faecebook

The action of intentionally misspelling your name on Facebook, so as to make it more difficult for your past to track you down.

- Simon Simth? I thought your name was Smith?
- Yeah, I'm Faecebooking: I just don't want everyone to find me that easily

by Charles Bronte March 12, 2008

faeces muncher

one who munches upon poo possibly for amusment, nutritional value or large financial gain.... not forgetting to help save the walrus

"munch that faeces and I'll let you have my mahunay"

by pouip December 1, 2003

faecism

Faecism is a political system in which all members belief in the political theory of shit; in that politics are shit. All members of the Faecism party believe that politics are generally shit, consist of shit and will always be shit. The term "faecism" is derived from the word "faeces" or "faecal matter" meaning shit.

I believe in Faecism.
I believe politics are shit therefore I am a faecist.

by Chris Isleet March 24, 2008

Faecafied

The feeling of intense satisfaction and well-being after a particularly good poo.

It may not have flushed properly but boy did it leave me faecafied.

by SenyahKram September 8, 2016

faecetime

To use Facetime whilst directing brown traffic through ones chocolate speedway, to multitask, to drop the kids off at the pool while holding a smelly board meeting.

I'm busy manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemenation right now, I'll Faecetime you on my break!

by Deathmetalmechanic April 28, 2017