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F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.
I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.
by tony August 12, 2004
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A.S.A.F.P.

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.
by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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F.O.A.S

Fruitcake On A Stick
Is frequenty used as a profanity, or as an offensive weapon.
I got this fruitcake at a wedding, and I jammed a stick in it, and now I have F.O.A.S.

Me: *hits you with F.O.A.S*
You: OW! Stop hitting me with F.O.A.S.!
by ImNotJimboJones July 10, 2010
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F.A.G.S.

F.A.G.S. is an acronym for the Fearless American Gangster Society. They are a street gang originally based out of Illinois. They have been officially ranked the #1 toughest street gang, by other street gangs around the U.S.

The leader said they have beaten a lot of people up for making fun of their acronym.

Despit their acronym, this gang has a tough repuatation as "the last white street gang," as leader Special K said.

Although they only recruit white members they claim not to be racist. Second is command, T-Bone, said "There are no white street gangs unless you are a racist. We are not. Most of the gangs in America are either black or hispanic. Myself and Special K felt there was a need for a gang for white males to feel safe."

F.A.G.S. has been accused of many murders and accused with many

disappearences, but there have never found evidence to support these accusations.

In 2008, the F.B.I. performed a drug bust on leader Special K's house. They found nothing. Special K filed for charges against the F.B.I., but dropped them a week later. In an interview he said, "You can't sue the government. If I had, they may have found something in my house," indicating the F.B.I. may have been planted drugs.
Jim: "Who are those guys?"

Rick: "Who?"

Jim: "The white boys in those pink and yellow shirts."

Rick: "Oh, that's F.A.G.S."

Jim: "FAGS?!! What kind of name is that for a gang? ahahahahaha!!"

*turns around*

Jim: "Rick, where'd you go?
by #1StreetGang January 26, 2011
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020
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"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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