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emotarded

This is the epitome of human sensitivity and frailty. You are so emo that it would be wrong to do anything correctly
Your singing is so weak, you must be emotarded
by Artthetrumpetman January 26, 2007
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Eyetastic

Anything seen that is incredible to look at.
Those fireworks were so eyetastic that I will remember it forever.
by Kyle Love June 21, 2013
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exotage

Sabotage undertaken specifically by an ex.
"Calvin Harris has totally EXOTAGED Rita Ora by banning her from playing her singles that he wrote"
by Vaughanilla_Ice August 11, 2014
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emotasticosity

A state of being. When a person who is usually intelligent, happy, and personable, is so sad that they are acting "emo". Could be described by simply calling them "emo" but this allows a noun to be used.
"I was feeling great, but then I was stricken by a wave of emotasticosity, so I sat there in the middle of the mosh pit thinking about how terrible my life is.
by The Magician August 12, 2006
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eyetalian

A schmuck of Italian ancestry.

Usually in the mafia, and/or from Staten Island, New York.
"Yo, why was that guy at the pizzeria such a douchebag?"

"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.
by Mudda Asshore January 5, 2016
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Emotarian

A more descriptive and catchier synonym for emo progressive or puritopian.

An Emotarian usually arrives at all of their political positions through an emotional calculus rather than a rational one; a formula by which any issue can be understood through the lens of unyielding idealism, with little regard for history or precedent, and fiercely defended to the point where any pragmatic thinking or compromise must be viciously characterized as "selling out," even at the expense of some immediate political gain over previous political conditions. They are particularly prone to assigning bad faith and evil motive to any democratic President who refuses to make speeches that sound as if Noam Chomsky, Dennis Kucinich or Michael Moore wrote them.
Emotarians are upset with President Obama for threatening to use force against Syria. They believe all war is bad, thus, any use of force—or threat to use force—is unjustified, and further evidence that the President must be a malignant fascist tool of a global corporate plutocracy.
by Shoqvalue September 10, 2013
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emotard

Derived from emo as a subculture label, and retard used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. Used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

An 'emotard' is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion'

Many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.
"Go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!"

"Hey fellow emotard! How was the maths exam?"
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