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eye candy 

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon
I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything
eye candy by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

Eye Candy 

Eye Candy As Gurl That Looks Soo Pretty That When You See ‘Em You Can Never Ever Take Ya Eyes Off From Starin’ At ‘Em Like A Kid At A Candy Shop Starin’ At Candy Really Admire ‘Cause Kids Really Like Candy. #EyeCandyAptlyDefined
“Eye Candy As Ever Da Typa Or Kinda Bishes Gettin’ Wooed As Boo & Gettin’ ‘Em Boned.” - Da Goonie, Erstreet Harlem aka Harlem, Flea, & Kiery Weiry.
Eye Candy by Hzr April 21, 2021

eye candy 

look at this girl, that's what I call eye candy
eye candy by iamnobody130409 August 27, 2024

Eye candy 

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.
Eye candy by Tweeker May 12, 2024

eye-candy 

Laura, the girl on that TV show, is my eye-candy every Wednesday night.
eye-candy by Fleurdelaterre99 August 29, 2006