Eyes are bigger than your dick 

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

Eyes are bigger than your dick by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

eyes are on the stars 

Oh humanity, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!

Humans have humble origins, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!

eyes are on the stars by I, Wreckerrr July 4, 2021

Eyes like a dead fish 

A person who's eyes seems to contain no life, like that of a dead fish. This can be a person's natural look, but it can also be found on people suffering from shell shock. Also known as the "Thousand Yard Stare."

Sebastion- "People keep telling me that I have eyes like a dead fish Q."
Q- "You'd better start wearing shades then, man. Those eyes really do look dead when you look at them up close."

Eyes like a dead fish by Sebastian Wolfe April 19, 2017

Eyes Wide Shut

When a person refuses to see something in plain view because of preconceived notions of what this something should look like. This frequently happens to naïve people.
In the movie of the same name, the title refers to sexuality, specifically to female sexuality, and a refusal of the protagonist to see that women can have both sexual fantasies (besides her primary partner) and substantial sex drive.

Conservatives and Liberals talk and look at one another with their eyes wide shut.

Eyes Wide Shut by One Uncommon Word July 19, 2017

eyes dicked 

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

eyes dicked by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

eyes bigger than belly 

When someone takes too much food, which is more than they're able to eat, so they cannot finish it all off.

Typically as a result of people attending a help-yourself style buffet or pub carvery.

I can' finish this ice cream cake, guess I have a case of eyes bigger than belly.

eyes bigger than belly by Online Fan February 2, 2017

eyes out 

To be conned, swindled, scamed or defrauded.

1..I just won the lottery me like, realy, EYES OUT!
2..That deal is proper crap, I know he's had me EYES OUT.

eyes out by daniel hobbs October 5, 2006