The Exorcist

While penetrating someone from behind in a standing position against a wall, "accidentally" insert your phallus into your chosen one's rectum. Your chosen individual will attempt to flee while crawling up the wall and making audible noises which could be described as demonic screeches that gain intensity as time goes on.

Bro A: Dude, I meet this girl at the bar but her cooch wasn't any grippy, so I had to give her The Exorcist.
Bro B: Bro, like the movie? That was dope.
Bro A: Nah bro, way better...

by Garuga May 19, 2021

Exorcist: The Beginning

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.

Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

The Exorcist

A funny movie that was meant to be scary.

The Exorcist: BLELREHGHEGH

Me: PFFFBABAHAHBHAH

by Brilliant Definer April 2, 2013

extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.

In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

The Exorcist

The act of pouring Syrup of Ipecac on your dick then having your bitch suck it until she spontaneuously begins vomiting uncontrollably. Then, begin pissing on her face while shouting "I CAST YOU OUT! UNCLEAN SPIRIT!" over and over again.

You: "I don't know what's gotten into Morgan lately, she's all bitchy, she's acting like a woman possessed..."

Friend: "Dude, give her The Exorcist. That will teach her a lesson! Then sit back, and watch her clean up her act!"

by KnightLite October 12, 2010

Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"

Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D

by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014

exorcist

One who combines the power of prayer with sacred ritual, as part of a desperate attempt to drive demonic forces from the bodies of spiritual hypochondriacs.

You can usually find an exorcist or two on one of those Hallmark channels that broadcast only at three or so in the morning.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006