American Express

A bank for the wealthy. Charge Cards. Pay off in full every month. Not meant for poor people

American Express Being Defined as a bank for the wealthy. "Damn dude did you see that guy with his Amex Gold? Nah dude that's a platinum or is it the rare centurion?". "Sarah has a gold amex, no it's her daddies credit card. Plunk factor- the sound of your metal credit card hitting the counter as you flex on the cashier. Flex value- first used by Brian Jung, To flex on poor people with your metal credit card so you can cut butter with it - Ask Sebby

by JP Morgan By Chase March 15, 2019

estrogen express

when a car has at least 6 women in it and it is traveling at a speed of at least 70 miles per hour

guy- wow that car was going really fast

guy 2- oh yeah, that was an estrogen express

by TIMMYTANG November 12, 2011

The Express

A cheaper, less sensationalist version of the Daily Mail, the Express still holds some cringe-worthy, scaremongering right wing views. Favourite front page material are Princess Diana and Madeline McCann. Nobody really cares about them anymore.

"Hey did you read the Express the other day? Apparently Madeline has been sighted in Angola dressed in a tweed blouse!" - Express Reader

"Give it a rest mate she's dead, just like the Express' circulation." - Person with common sense.

by I.Know.The.Truth August 22, 2010

Hipster Express

The L train in the NYC subway system, between 14th street/8th ave and Halsey street... after Halsey street, it is just the L train, as a Hipster would never (currently, as of 2010) go past the Halsey stop.

We took the L train home late friday night, and it was the Hipster Express.

by DrGonzo84 November 15, 2010

night train express

Shit wine that burns your throat with the flames of hell for around $2.00 a bottle.

"Hey what the hell did I just drink?"
"Night train express"
"I thought this was supposed to be bleach!"
"Either way your going to hell"
"AWWWWWW HOLY SHIT MY THROAT!!!"
BURN... Burn...

by jim0bhab November 23, 2013

manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

daily express

Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.

I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?

by Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells April 22, 2005