exting

"exting" or "ex-ting" is when you get stupidly drunk and start texting your ex girlfriend or boyfriend because it seems like the best idea in the world.

o shit dude i think you went on an exting rampage last night :(

by Rmfizzle February 8, 2007

edinger

The act of making Chewbacca noises while defiling a guests bathroom....

At the Christmas party, Burt pulled an Edinger after eating a taco buffet.

by Boobookittycrockpot December 23, 2017

Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".

Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

by Kabir101 November 26, 2010

Big Bone Extinguisher

The process of extinguishing a big boner due to having a boner for some unknown reason. Or just having a boner

I just got such a huge uncontrollable boner. I need a Big Bone Extinguisher

by Attackoftheshow January 28, 2011

fire extinguisher3000

It is a simple sex move with 2 steps. Step 1:man cums in woman mouth. Step 2:then the woman blows the cum out of her mouth so she looks like a fire extinguisher

Babe can we do the fire extinguisher3000

by Masa24 September 3, 2021

Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

by Bill Hawthorn August 4, 2007

J.R. Ewing

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005