ewok 

2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained storm troopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars

Ronny Matthews: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.

Paul Russo: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.

ewok by Toe Moss January 2, 2009

ewok 

2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained stormtroopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars

Ronny: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.

Paul: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.

ewok by Toe Moss September 21, 2007

ewok 

the ewok bridge in the woods behind the back parking lots at stockton. it is called the ewok bridge because the words ewok are written on the post. many drugs are smoked here.

hey guys, fuck the bowl, lets ewok it out!

the sto po will never find us out on the ewok.

ewok by AnthonyMC June 4, 2007

EWOK 

Unshaven vagina. (Reference to hairy alien creatures in Star Wars movies).

That girl needs to shave her EWOK.

EWOK by SBK93036 August 28, 2007

Ewok 

A small furry creature that is often Highly intelligent yet sexually inadequate

I heard ewok topped math..i also heard he was done fucking Jenny in 3 min

Ewok by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

Ewok 

To have a hairy short and stubby penis

Ryan has an ewok

Ewok by Ritter1359 June 2, 2011

Ewok 

An Ewok is a Wookie follower. Often an Ewok is a Wookie who does not fit the criteria of being extremely ugly or overweight. These two relative species do however do share poor taste, hygeine and a lack of intelligence. Distant relatives to the Hutt family.

Keith: "That Wookie is bothering me."
Phil: "It's not the Wookies that get to me, it's the damn Ewoks."

Paul: "There is this one bitch in my class that is a real Ewok."

Ewok by Big Man Philly December 16, 2008