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ewok

1) By far, the most gay Lucas art's adventure after star wars
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor
You= omg a teletubbie!
Me= no, it's a fucking ewok
by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006
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ewok

Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.
Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.

Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.
by rorz758 June 19, 2007
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ewok

(N) Noun.

Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).

(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!

Definition 2

Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
by Psychowolf November 18, 2007
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ewok

a little bear who lives in a hut above tree tops.they have fingers and throw rocks
by anus April 30, 2004
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ewok

noun: a person using clumsy hand movements and slurred speech to communicate- usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
I didn't think you'd be an ewok just after one shot!

Sorry what? I don't speak ewok so you gotta try a little harder dude. haha
by quigon March 3, 2009
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ewok

(N) Noun.

Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).

(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!

Definition 2

Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
by Psychowolf November 24, 2007
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ewok

One of the most hated Star Wars characters ever, along with the most hated character: Jar Jar Binks.
It is best to call those Ewoks, "Evil Care Bears"!
by frodaddy May 24, 2005
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