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Facebook Evangelist

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Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.
Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist
by monkeyman 777 December 3, 2010
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Satanic evangelism

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Where satanist are making an effort to convert as many people to satanism as they can. there goal is to convert everyone in the world to satanism.
by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009
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evangelita

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Evangelita is a girl. She has hair, wears glasses and wears the same clothes everyday because she only shops in Poundland. The sky is blue but when she goes out it turns grey. Keep your kids away from her she’s dangerous and will make them cry. The trees have green leaves but when she goes out they go brown. Her vocabulary is so limited she can only say “shush”. Lastly she is a shmuck. She was born a shmuck and if you ever see her in real life run or she’ll make you a shmuck too.
Oh look it’s Evangelita!
by Chammakchallow July 28, 2020
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Evangelizing your penis

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The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
by birthdayfan July 9, 2012
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evangelism

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Something that most Christians should be doing. This is appealing to other people about the greatness, the power, and the love of the Lord Our God. You are attempting to bring them to Jesus Christ, repent of their sins, and accept Him into their lives.
Gerald Mann, Pat Robertson, and Arthur Caliandro participate in televised evangelism.
by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005
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Evangelist

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Usually reffered to define a religious creed, it can also be used in Italy to define a Homosexual with phsychiatric problems
Poor Davide, I recently found out he's an evangelist....
by Rockefellerscanc November 15, 2016
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evangelisten

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Convert or seek to convert (someone) to a cause or product, but with openness to take feedback on that cause or product.
You can't just blindly promote something that people don't want it - be an evangelistener and you will convert many more.
by anonymous August 16, 2022
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