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eruption

A Van Halen song that has one of the best guitars solos in the whole fucking world!!! I've heard alot of good fuckin guitar solos, but this is fuckin amazing. If you have not heard it, I strongly recommend you listen to it sometime. Or just pick up a Van Halen cd, cuz they fuckin rock!!!
Eddy Van Halen is one talented Mofo!!
by Super L March 14, 2005
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Anal Eruption

The violent result of a failed attempt to hold on to your shit for that little bit longer.
1)"did you hear? dave anally erupted on barrys face...."
"ohhh poor him"

2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.
by CaptainYellowShirt August 28, 2007
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eruption

This form of musical sexual intercourse is initiated as the male partner sits on the bed playing funky slap bass while the female services him with oral sex. During this time, the male partner typically says things like "Yeah, bitch I be gettin' ma funk on wid ma bass, now you be gettin' yo groove on wid ma jimmy."
As the man feels he is approaching his orgasm, he will steadily increase the speed of his playing. Seconds before orgasm, he will remove his genetalia from the female's mouth, cast the bass aside and instead proceed to slap her face with his penis senselessly. In accordance with the fact that he is "slapping" with his penis, he will also continue to imitate funky bass sounds as the penis hits her face, to make it seem as though he was still playing. Typically, the male will say during this period "Ma dick be tight, and so be ma playin', bitch!" Upon orgasm, he will lay down an even eruption of semen onto her face and exclaim, "Damn bitch, ya make ma playin' so tight I broked a string." A period of role play will then ensue in which the male pretends to be a famous rock star and the female a groupie who damaged his "instrument."
During a 1985 Van Halen show, bassist Michael Anthony was reportedly seen by drummer Alex Van Halen as doing this to a groupie named Gracia Barr. To all known sources, he invented this technique. The reason for this technique being known as "eruption" is because Van Halen has a popular song of this name.
by dave bowen July 22, 2006
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eruption

a van halen song featuring onr of the best guitar solos known to man
eruption kicks ass but if you looked this up your probly a poser
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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volcanic ass eruption

An explosion of the rectum after eating too much food the night before.

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After a holiday dinner at a relatives house and you eat something that doesn't agree with your system causing irritable bowel syndrome resulting in burning or the rectum and violent ass eruptions associated with bubbling gas in the stomach nicked named "bubblin' brown sugar".
Man dem greens, macaroni and cheese hit the spot...boy! Rumble, rumble...poot, poot, fissssst. Ooooh!....Oooooooh!....Somebody help me please!...Where da bathroom at...pooot, pooot, fisssst. blurrrrrrt.....fisssst.

Ooooohwheee! got dem bad guts...what yo mamma put in dem greens man?! I gotta doodoo bad baby got a volcanic ass eruption comin' thru!
by lil dookie November 5, 2013
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Sexual Eruption

Whenever a guy Gets a red rocket and squirts out through his penis hole.
So there I was, Laying on my bed, watching porno, There were two lesbians licking eachothers chest, and rubbing eachothers clit, then, I got a hard one. I was only in my boxers, then, I wasnt. I took them off, and started rubbing my big fat dick, ( Im an 11 inch by the way) My hands began hurting so bad, I kept taking breaks, even though I didnt want to, but my hand started kramping up, so I went into my kitchen tried taking pain pills to help, then went back into the room, layed down, realizing, I had a red rocket, I started beating off more, I knew my hand hurt, but I kept going, thats when the volcano exploded everywhere, I got a sexual eruption
by Wo Bist Du Devin November 11, 2009
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Eruption Button

n. The location on the human body, that when repeatedly stimulated, results in the powerful sensation of orgasm.

orig. Portugese
John and Jane went into the back of John's car and pressed each other's eruption buttons with great vigor.
by The Sleeping Dragon November 22, 2011
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