A wild untamed beast who roams the open fields. They eat animals such as sharks but they were stupid enough to migrate to the open fields. They resort to gnawing on humans. Their scientific name is enoeiesstuepeds.
Person 1: Why is this Enoch biting my leg?
Person 2: I dunno just slap it or something.
Person 1: I think I just killed it.
Person 2: I dunno just slap it or something.
Person 1: I think I just killed it.
by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018
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He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita
He also sings gospelly for his local church.
It's wonderful.
He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita
He also sings gospelly for his local church.
It's wonderful.
Arsenal fan 1 (shouts to Showunmi) - Showunmi's a pussy.
Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*
Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*
by gerald tits January 13, 2008
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A person who parties way too much. They are generally a borderline alcoholics and say rude and disgusting things at the wrong time.
"wow, he drank 3 40s and hes still able to hold a decent conversation....that's so eRock right there"
by Johnny J. Kickass March 6, 2009
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by Swaggarificalicious January 22, 2012
Get the The Enoc Effect mug.Did you see the band at the bar last night? Their lead singer really has premature erockulation. Who the hell were they anyway?
by Vanhinely November 7, 2006
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n-The Feeling you get when you draw the "Plum King" in Candy Land when you are so fucking close to winning.
n-The Feeling you get when you draw the "Plum King" in Candy Land when you are so fucking close to winning.
"Dude, Jimmy got esocked last night. He almost went into a coma!"
Cornelius felt so esock when he punched a hole in the wall
Cornelius felt so esock when he punched a hole in the wall
by Mr. Pennyapple March 5, 2011
Get the Esock mug.Enoch is a cute and heart warming person. He is the president of the P.U.M in the school and always there to "spon" you and your friends. He plays guitar well and watches a lot of anime. But enoch is a short person and is afraid of any ghost game. Espacially the game "Mimic" on Roblox. He is a cat person and he has a lot of dogs. He is also smart and goodlooking. Any girls out there should find yourself a ENOCH. Our enoch is still single though. Anyone interested?
Girl: "Hi Enoch, would you like to go out for lunch today?"
Enoch: " Ummm, okay..?"
Girl: "SWEET! Your mine now"
Enoch: " Ummm, okay..?"
Girl: "SWEET! Your mine now"
by A boy and a girl July 17, 2021
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