English

A language Samuel L. Jackson speaks.

"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"

Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:

"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"

by nomanito May 14, 2016

English Class

The bullshitiest pile of fuck class in existence, consists of writing essays and reading books irrelevant to your life and the world and analyzing every word in a book

Doug: I have to read Homer's odyssey in English Class
Seth: that's some bullshit right there

by Jenteria May 23, 2020

English

a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary

That word didn't used to be part of english.

by j-narrah November 13, 2003

AP English

All you need to know are:
rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis.
It proves how much you'll waste your time in that class.

Kid 1: What do you learn in AP English?
Kid 2: rhetorical compostion and rhetorical analysis
Kid 1: What's that?
Kid 2: I don't know, that's why I failed the exam.

by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008

Do you even English

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.

Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?

by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 7, 2016

English much?

A phrase intended to point out that a speaker's native language probably isn't English.

"I go to store last week and see guy who steal my bike, it make me no happy!"

"English much?"

by Shiggity & Trionna December 17, 2011

English class

Another stupid class.
You start off the year, doing easy shit like a review or some shit, but by September or October, you're being forced to read some gayass book written in 1950 about some 11 year old faggot who got lost on an island or some shit. Most people don't give enough fucks to actually read the goddamn book, and use Spark Notes and Wikipedia to write their essay. You get more homework then in any other class. The average homework for a 7th-10th grader consists of reading some shit book, writing some shit essay, doing some shit worksheets or filling in shit answers on your Spelling book. Over all, this class sucks, the homework sucks and school sucks.

And to make shit worse, there is ZERO FUCKING things to learn in English class.

If you're ever forced to take this class, well, sucks for you. I just flunk the goddamn english class.

by Mk19 October 23, 2012