Elaina

A girl who's (as a friend) really chill and knows how to have fun! Elaina can be super smart and wise, but those who really know her know that she can also be a total nutjob haha!! Whatever it is you wanna do, she'll most likely be down too! Elaina probably has many hobbies, like: art/drawing, reading, and playing an instrument; a jack of all trades! She may or may not also be a huge weeb kekeke. In most cases, Elaina does whatever she feels like doing at the moment or whatever she wants, which is pretty admirable. She's probably one of the least judgemental people in the whole world, for you can literally tell her ANYTHING embarrassing about yourself and she'd reply with something of herself she thinks is worse. Besides all that, Elaina's very caring and super passionate when talking about her family and close friends, which is so sweet.

P.S. If you want a friend to rant to, she's the friend for you!!

Overall, a really great friend to have!! <3<3<3

Person 1: "Wait, you're friends with Elaina?"
Person 2: "Heck yeah😌✨"

by NyanbzzbzzmeOw January 14, 2021

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Emancipation Penetration

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

by missindsey February 18, 2010

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An email so long, you have to use your kindle to read it.

Hey dude! TLDR, this is a kindle-email.

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Emancipossum Locomotion

The Southern Yokel form of the name of the Emancipation Proclaimation, signed by President Lincoln in 1863. Often found being said south of the Mason-Dixon line. (The Southern U.S)

But officer, I'se free. Ain't you done heard about the Emancipossum Locomotion?

by kwadog April 1, 2009

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Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.

by AYB November 6, 2003

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