elberate

Very small penis.

How about you suck my elberate

by GrammarGod64 October 4, 2016

Elbert Caldera

one who enjoys the act of felching

Get away from me you nasty Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 20, 2003

Elverdam

Of danish descent, means to be small and cheery while wearing tight pants and a courduroy jacket. These people often sound like they should be in German Porn movies and teach Canadians that it's not gay, just European, and that sometimes its fun to join in.

hey dude, is that kid in german porn movies or is he gay. No man, he is just Elverdam

by Kyle January 8, 2004

the red steckled elbermung

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."

Um… how about… the red steckled elbermung?

by Jonjo December 29, 2004

elberth

Elberth is a very nice person. He gives really good advice and he always knows what to say.He is really funny and loves to make others laugh. Although he can be VERY mean he is overall a really good person to be around.

Elberth is mean.

by anonymous unknown human April 23, 2020

Elbert

A hickey so bad that it hurts for at least a week. Often black or deep red in color, an Elbert is tender to the touch, and resembles a bite mark or an actual injury. An Elbert may be induced by mean spirited biting or by overly aggressive sucking on the neck.
It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.

Guy: “Oh my God, did you get hit with a baseball?”
Pale girl; “No, it’s a hickey.”
Guy: “Well, that’s quite the Elbert.”
Pale girl: “Oh, how true.”

by ksenya July 17, 2007

elbert foo

a drinking game where you watch CNN and take a shot of whiskey every time they say "twitter"

Oh man, that was a crazy night of elbert foo, Jerry passed out on the couch

by marble statue October 16, 2011