Definitions by ksenya

double car garage 

the double car garage is a move in which two men enjoy a bj from one girl. at the same time. one next to the other in her mouth.

Joe: DAMN, Therese has a huge mouth. you in for a double car garage later?
Derek: sure, i'm ok with crossing swords...

double car garage by ksenya July 17, 2007

Elbert 

A hickey so bad that it hurts for at least a week. Often black or deep red in color, an Elbert is tender to the touch, and resembles a bite mark or an actual injury. An Elbert may be induced by mean spirited biting or by overly aggressive sucking on the neck.
It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.

Guy: “Oh my God, did you get hit with a baseball?”
Pale girl; “No, it’s a hickey.”
Guy: “Well, that’s quite the Elbert.”
Pale girl: “Oh, how true.”

Elbert by ksenya July 17, 2007