egobooking

T.M.I. on your facebook status updates:

1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.

2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.

3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...

4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!

"I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...

Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"

"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!

Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "

by meindu October 1, 2010

egolo

egolo(n)(ego+gigolo):

one who sells his ego easily for

performance appraisal, referral bonus, employee of the month award, impressing seniors, avoiding corporate confrontations, better job position etc.

and is unperturbed by his behavior. An Egolo looks at such behaviour as a means of sustenance in his/her professional life.

when Saurabh rai, the intern looking for the manager's position manager, went into his angry boss's cabin,we were half expecting him to come up as chopped meat.But to our surprise both of them came out , happy and chuckling like chickens from the same coop or the same DNA strain.Saurabh had changed the outcome of this perturbing conundrum. The whispers were that to please his boss, saurabh had let out the egolo inside him, and the egolo never fails at this.

by RollerBallRohit July 16, 2011

egoboo

Ego boost

Your reaction to my message really gave me some much needed egoboo

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Egors Dick

Egors dick is the perfect size for all women. It will make your pussy wet and will make you get thousands of orgasms every year. If you find Egors dick you are a very lucky woman. Or man xD.

I found Egors dick in my pussy yesterday. OMG, CAN I HAVE SOME ASWELL? Of course babe

by Niggee October 14, 2021

exoronic

1the state where you feel like you have been fucked in your ass, but don't have a clue by who, tis called
*to be 'exoronic-ed'
2.exo-ron-ic: exo(=opened by) ron(=ron or ronny, name of a person) ic(=latin for ass)

Ugh, I slept bad, I feel so exoronic

by griep April 6, 2003

Egor

He knows every girl in town and has fucked at least half of them.
He is insanely smart and sexy.
Egor is a genius playboy with a 12 inch penis which he is not afraid to show off.

I wish I were as smart as Egor

by Angry_Pirate July 29, 2018

Egonovism

The term “Egonovism” comes from the latin “ego,” meaning self, and “novo” to make new, rewrite, or invent. An Egonovist is an individual who develops his or her own personal religions system and borrows ideas from established religions that they’re familiar with. Many Egonovists self-identify as being members of other religions.

A person who calls himself Christian but hasn't studied the Bible, isn't familiar with Biblical law, and just has his or her own sense of God and right and wrong is an Egonovist and is practicing Egonovism.

by Zadoc September 2, 2010