Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.

While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.

by RexRacer June 20, 2008

eggevator

the egg-shaped elevator in the St. Louis arch, often know to encourage claustrophobia.

Annie: You all should come to St. Louis to ride the eggevator up to the arch.

All: (blank stares)

by Little Orphan Catherine Annie April 7, 2009

Eggdogisim

Eggdogism is the religion of following Eggdog, our lord eggdog has given us a few rules to live by
1. No stealing strawberries
2. No disrespecting the eggdog
3. No disrespecting people unfairly (if they deserve it thats different)
4. Eat garlic bred at least once a month
These are just a few of the rules of Eggdogism, the greatest religion. We grow day by day. Join us, in the worship of our lord and savior, Eggdog!

eggdogisim is the following of eggdog and his frens

by 05-1 December 1, 2022

eugedog

Probably the best man known to this Earth as we know it. Infinite amounts of women trail off of his deadly scent, but he shall never be pleased with noses. The nose is always one centimeter off. One of the top music producers on the planet, plus he came very close to inventing sting-ray skin roads, but he got bored and went to the gym instead. This unit of a man is sometimes seen lurking around shop street, humza's house, and London; or Melbourne. Don't get in his way or he will Ctrl Alt Destruct you, and, your girlfriend's vagina. BIG MAN EUGEDAWG

Jessica: Hey did you hear about that guy, eugedog?
Mary: Oh my god I love him! he's class
Ailish: He is unbelievable!
Emer: I love him. I want him.
Anna: Pineapples is it?
Cathal: What are you talking about Anna?
Eleanor: Eugedog is such a TANK
Emer: Anna I need some blue paint. Where's my pin gone?
Alan Grealish : I'll fight ya #dontgetinmeway#gabbygabbygabby
Emma: I went out with him before I love him so much :(
Conor K: I'm a bit early for Paddies Day #wanker but I love Euge!
Kenneth: Well I'm never falling asleep again.
John: Ever?
Sam: PRETTTTTTTY eugedog
Shane D: Retard, fuck sake
Connor: Window, window, fucking window.
Ciaran: Can we've some coco pops? Big MANNNN
Conor S: oooOoOOh, BIG MANNN
Eugedog: Aw ye ye ye........ BIG MAN EUGEDAWG. dect #sparm #carn #harn #inlebarn

by Anonymous Lover x March 18, 2014

Pink Edged Daisy

A term used by Paul McCartney's grandfather in the 1964 Beatles movie "Hard Days Night." No one knows exactly what it is referring to, whether it be a sexual term or something else.

(Grandfather to Ringo) "You're living are you? When was the last time you gave a girl a pink edged daisy?"

by FIYM September 3, 2009

Egger

An annoying or idiotic person. Usually does not understand simple things and has a large forehead.

Ellie is such an Egger. When I said my house was on a hill, she thought I meant IN the hill!

by MassivePeen5 June 23, 2020

Double-edged Weasel

A person who's naturally weaselly (though they often pretend to not to be a weasel) and have somehow convinced other members in an organization they are knowledgeable and/or influential.

Alan is such a double-edged weasel!

by Jankstick February 19, 2015