Elepants

Size 46 and up men's pants, big enough on said man to be worn in a baggy style.

Doing the laundry today was easy – the laundry bag was filled with two pairs of Hubby's elepants!!!

by Rukii October 27, 2007

arabian eyepatch

A maneuver almost exactly like the arabian goggles, except done by a very unfortunate man who possesses only one testicle.

Kris: You bastard - you gave her the goggles didn't you!?
Joe: Na man I had to make it the arabian eyepatch, considering I only have one nut!

by DonJuan12 September 22, 2008

Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.

Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.

by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010

eeeargwoahaohplrrgrit

Ancient meaning of blithe(bliss) created by an ancient tribe the Shalowo who were later on taken over by an aggressively religious cult the Penisgobblers.

Wow this is a quake causing coy pond it really just tickles my fancy for the eeeargwoahaohplrrgrit phrase and it’s culture.
What about you?

by Liceyricehol May 17, 2020

eepal

coolest bish ever

She is such a eepal.

by Saxccc September 23, 2020

eeepp

when teenager girls are excited while texting/internet communicating, and sometimes even talking face to face, the squel let out, most times when something happens with a guy that you like and your telling your friends about it.

teenage girl one: omg alexis he just asked me outt!!!

teenage girl two: awwwhhhh.

teenage girlss: EEEPP!

by ajay95 January 4, 2010

eyepatch

A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!

I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!

by manormonkey July 15, 2007