To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm- but don't cum. Instead you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish. Although an orgasm is a 10 on the pleasure scale, the intense pleasure you feel while getting close to the edge is a 9... so by starting and stopping just before you cum you keep yourself feeling intense pleasure for as long as you wish, or until you orgasm, or your hard on goes limp. A sex partner can also edge you- usually by hand or orally.
I kept myself on the edge for an hour last night until I couldn't stand it any longer and had to cum.
by bsloan May 10, 2016
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"The human race is a blight upon the world, what's wrong with all you people? Honestly I'm just waiting for the next plague to happen," -Johnny Edge
" Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord" -Johnny Everyone
" Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord" -Johnny Everyone
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by Antosha9 January 17, 2021
Get the edgelady mug.A "protest" that occurred at Edgerton High School which was against bullying but in reality was because of a cat fight. The "protest" consisted of scumbags, idiots, swagfags, and the most ironic part, bullies. The people here either just wanted to skip school, friends of the girl who was in the cat fight, or they were oblivious to the truth behind the protest. After the protest people started posting on Facebook about it either saying the protest was a bunch of crap (the smart ones) or a bunch of idiots who were whining because the majority of the school thought they were idiots.
*Conversation heard while watching the Edgerton Protest*
Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!
Person 2: Yeah I know...
Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!
Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?
*Minute Bell rings*
Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*
Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!
Person 2: Yeah I know...
Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!
Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?
*Minute Bell rings*
Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*
by Person229 December 9, 2012
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Me "I'm so fucking sick of Edgenuity, they don't bother do to jackshit about what people have to say"
Person: "Did you see we have even MORE Edgenuity assignments?"
Me: "I wanna fucking kill myself.
Person: "Did you see we have even MORE Edgenuity assignments?"
Me: "I wanna fucking kill myself.
by Probably_Alive October 1, 2020
Get the Edgenuity mug.To be in the wrong state of mind; you're emotions are out of control, you don't say the right things, it's hard to concentrate on one simple thing, etc.
John snapped on Ms. Davidson because she told him to stop talking, and he hasn't been doing his work. He must be off edge.
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