eddress

Condensed version of e-mail address.

He sent me his telephone number and personal eddress.

by John Davison November 12, 2006

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

elderberries

something your father smells of.

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!

by Xizor July 28, 2008

elderberries

1)Elder or Elderberries-(Sambucus) is a genus of between 5-30 species of fast-growing shrubs or small trees (two species herbaceous), formerly treated in the honeysuckle family Caprifoliaceae, but now shown by genetic evidence to be correctly classified in the moschatel family Adoxaceae.
2)An insult used by the frenchman on 'The Holy Grail'

1)
Man-"Tally-ho old chap fancy a spot of elderberry tea?"
Man2-"Why Fo shizzle my nizzle!

2)
French Man1-"Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelled Of Elderberries!"

by CaptainIthican June 1, 2006

Edmere

A Victorian ladies name which regained popularity in Glasgow high society around the 1940's. An 'Edmere' is likely to enjoy crosswords, brandy, closet homosexuals and furless cats- their fur obviously being used for her underwear. Up until the turn of the century, it was believed that only one 'Edmere' existed, however just last year Queen Elizabeth II gave birth to one. An 'Edmere' can be recognised by her un-even gait and penchant for French haute couture.

"That lady really is something else, check her grill..."
"Yeah man, she's an Edmere."

"I called up the Edmere but it was closed, wanna get a chinese instead?"

by John Broadfoot April 26, 2008

the elder

A goatee style beard forming from the underside of the nutsack.

Me: hey man, my girlfriends complaining because i havent shaved my sack for a while. It's gettin intense.

Friend: Ah, got the elder eh?

Me: Yeah man she left me.

by scro-ton May 22, 2010

eldersburg

Town in Carroll County Maryland. nothing to do. It has three things..
1. Dennys
2. Cornfields
3. Kids using alcohol/drugs.

when all 3 are used in the right combination in one night.. it's an okay town. otherwise. people really enjoy driving 45 mins to an hour to get somewhere halfway decent to do something fun.

Person 1: I hate this town.
Person 2: I can't wait to get out of eldersburg..
Person 3: I wish OC wasnt 4 hours away.
Person 4: Lets go get fucked up then go to dennys.
All: SOunds like last night... okay.

by aoslkfjdj July 5, 2006