Eatism

Word made up by Ali Al-hashmi to describe an eating disorder which results in obesity and if not cured, death.

Yo Hayder, check that Eatism guy over there!

I'm very sorry to inform you, you have chronic Eatism.

by Eatism January 7, 2013

uber eats-ing

The action of ordering Uber to bring you food because you are too high to drive.

Allyn: “Is our food coming yet?”
Mitch: “Nah, they haven’t even picked it up”
Allyn: “damn.”
Mitch: “There must be a lot of people Uber eats-ing right now.”

by chill_chell March 29, 2019

Eats cum

When cum goes into your mouth and you swallow the cum

Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese

by master god lord and savior December 15, 2019

Eats Corn the Long way

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult

Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

by Seano Vox August 13, 2008

Ettus

Someone who looks like wilted lettuce and or cabbage

You look like an Ettus and you smell like one too

by @Deathscope16 August 28, 2016

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Get some eats

1)v. To literally go and get something to eat; caused by excessive hunger. 2) To be in the act of eating.

"Yo dawg im mad hungry. Imma go pick up my girl cristina and we gon get some eats."

by J. Smith April 3, 2006