The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.

Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

by committ/mort October 20, 2019

dorris eaton

a fairly gay school in walnut creek, california, run by a totally red faced fag

at least eight thousand and one made my day better

by /\/\/\/\ August 4, 2004

eatons neck

a small peninsula off of northport. connects to northport by asharoken road which is patrold by the world famous nazi asharoken police dept. (word of advice if your driving on asharoken and go over 32mph there pulling you over).Eaton's neck is a good little town it is upper middle class unfortinaly becoming infested with yuppies. It is home to the Eatons neck FD who managed to burn down there own fire house but overall a good group.eatons neck does have a club called the POENB (property owners of eatons neck beach) they do nothing. you just get a cool sticker every year.In conclusion eatons neck is a great place for all kinds of thing especially some late night drinking etc. so come visit

Hobart beach-good drinkin
Sluce-good drinkin spot
Woods(eatons neck is a jungle)

by E-BLOCK December 30, 2005

Ethon

Ethon look like “The” serious type but he’s not. Ethons are tall ,strong, dark skins with the sexiest personality. Most ethons wear glasses and are FREAKY when it comes to relationships. There smart when it comes to girls and are always one step ahead . don’t mess with a ethon . there’s funny , athletic and fast . (GET YOURSELF AN ETHON )

(Get yourself an ethon) FREAKY. tall. Strong dark

by Cunt 123 May 15, 2018

Mr. Eaton

Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.

<3

HEYYY Mr. Eaton did you watch the big bang theory last night?

by Lorie Lou November 3, 2010

Eaton Rapids

Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.

Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.

by DaMonica Lankinskie April 12, 2009

misivta of eatontown

A yeshiva (high school) for boys with magic powers where they can learn to control them it’s also a place where unloved girls with daddy issues seek approval from the students of M.O.E. Over all a magical place

Skank: hey I hooked up with a hot guy from misivta of eatontown.
Skanks friend: oh well now your a whore

by Meat ur mom September 20, 2021