Eathon

Eathon is a guy that you will never regret meeting. He may seem strange and unbearable the first time you meet him, but I swear that he is the funniest person in the world. Sometimes he may be a little creepy, but who isn't? That's something I love about Eathon, he's so unique. He has the cheesiest smile and you can't help but to smile as well. Eathon is an adorable dude though.. Like, you have this strange feeling that you really want to be with him, you don't know why exactly, you just do. Not many people know an Eathon, and if they do, they don't really talk to them a lot. Eathon deserves a lot of friends, but people don't realize that. If you ever come in contact with an Eathon, be grateful. They're great friends and are so caring.

1: "Hey, why is his name spelled so weird?"
2: "Whose name? Eathon's?"
1: "Yeah. I don't get it."
2: "I mean.. I don't know. His name is unique as his personality. He's a cool person once you get to know him, just don't judge him that quickly."

by Alegsauce March 13, 2014

Tobias Eaton

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless

"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"

by ~:^) December 23, 2013

Mr. Eaton

Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.

Did you see Mr. Eaton last night

by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015

Ethong

A man that looks like sid from ice age who we all know weres a Thong

Ethong soltys is gay

by ETHONG IS GAY April 15, 2019

Eathan Levek

The Best Friend a guy could have

Eathan Levek has a large cock

by Hdkeobrbxgxgsowndbfgxtalw December 29, 2020

Eaton

A formal, professional way to talk about the act of grubbing, almost said in a British tone. A word that is only used by really cool people who have the title of Best Friend in the Whole Wide World. If the word is used by those with a lesser title, they will be beheaded.

Dang, y’all be eaton over there.

by Lobster 2754 February 8, 2023

Eathen

Eathen is a smart guy. He is kind and he knows just how to tease a girls heart. At times he can be a bit of a flirt but he always means the best. Eathens are tall and usually tend to smell good. His kind words will attract you to him and all your friends will love him too. If you ever date an Eathen be carful because you will never want to leave his arms and end up spending hours on your phone just so you can talk to him. He is a very handsome guy and you will fall in love with him instantly. When you first meet him he will try to push you away but it’s because he is a shy and caring guy. Take care of him and he will take care of you. Be yourself around him, Eathen will always go for the girl who isn’t faking her personality. If you ever have an eathen in your life cherish him because you will need him to live as much as you need air to breathe.

Girl one: hey, do you see that guy over there?
Girl two: yeah, what about him?
Girl one: don’t you think he’s hot?
Girl two: yeah but I don’t stand a chance with him, he’s Eathen!

by Mia Parendo December 7, 2019