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Cow beasteality exibitionist.

A person who has sex with a cow in a pasture next to a busy highway so that the people passing in there cars can see it and often when and where they know that a school buss will be passing by so all the kids can see.
by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010
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Facebook exhibitionist

Someone who posts on their girlfriend/boyfriend's wall to express their love in an inappropriate, sickly way, knowing full well that the message will appear on all of their mutual friends' news feeds.

Maybe for attention, maybe to make everyone feel bad because they are obviously the ultimate couple, but one thing is for certain; the world would be a better place if they just IM'd the damn message.

Can also be applied to close friends of the same gender who enjoy gaying each other up in public, despite being straight.
Guy #1: Damn, Steve, stop commenting on yo' girl's Facebook wall! She's gonna think you're clingy.
Guy #2: Plus you're annoying pretty much everyone who knows you both. Get a room and stop being such a Facebook exhibitionist.
Steve: WHY MUST YOU TRAMPLE ALL OVER OUR LOVE?!
by Nottel Inyu January 13, 2011
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exhibitionist-by-proxy

A Kink

When a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or any romantic partner gets off exposing their partner, or any one private part of their body naked to friends.

example, pulling the strings on your wifes bikini while she is asleep on the beach, then startle her when someone goes by.

Alternative Kink included would be Flashing by Proxy
My husband is a exhibitionist-by-proxy, he gets off showing me topless or flashing me totally naked to his friends and sometimes a stranger.
by kinksearcher March 17, 2020
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sexhibition

Sexhibition, the most awesome sex event in the UK - possibly the world.
"Karen, leave your knickers at home, we're going to Sexhibition."
by BooBooBamford May 25, 2016
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closet exhibitionist

closet freak. someone who seems nice but is really secretly naughty or a sex freak
Shay is a closet exhibitionist. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.
by TresGorgeous July 21, 2006
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Exhibitionist

A person who takes great pleasure in having an audience to watch them pleasure themselves sexually. Exhibitionists are selfish people.
Chris Ward, Plano teacher who has women over to watch him jack off, thus making him an exhibitionist. He gets a thrill from having even one person watch. Another example includes porn stars.
by AliH85 December 1, 2010
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exhibitionist lesbian

Girls who are not lesbians but when out at clubs, concerts, etc. will dance provocatively with or make out with their female friends in order to get male attention. They do this in hopes that guys will see them as "wild" and "sexy"...instead of ordinary desperate attention whores.
Scenario: Brittany and Tiffany are grinding each other on the dance floor hoping that a nearby flock of guys will notice. They do, and one guy comments that this is "hot" and asks them if they will make out.

The girls bargain teasingly with the guys, looking around to make sure that all eyes are on them. Eventually once they are sure that a bunch of people are watching, they will make out. The guys go crazy and flock around them, commenting how hot they are. Exhibitionist lesbian success!
by baseball brat March 27, 2009
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